Golf Quotes

Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing

Ed Furgol

If your caddie coaches you on the tee, 'Hit it down the left side with a little draw,' ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie.

Jim Murray

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up

Tommy Bolt

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve

Dan Jenkins

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears

Bobby Jones

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a seven to do that.

Jim Murry

Happiness is a long walk with a putter.

Greg Norman

Playing golf is just like going to a strip club. You're all revved up, ready to go. But three hours later, you're depressed, plastered, and most of your balls are missing

James Clark

Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play

unknown

Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

Unknown

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.

Gardner Dickinson

In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language

J.Brown

Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.

Grantland Rice

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

George Deukmejian

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five

John Updike

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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