Happiness is a long walk with a putter.
Greg Norman
Playing golf is just like going to a strip club. You're all revved up, ready to go. But three hours later, you're depressed, plastered, and most of your balls are missing
James Clark
Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
unknown
Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
Unknown
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
Gardner Dickinson
In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language
J.Brown
Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.
Grantland Rice
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five
John Updike
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf
Robert Lynd
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
Horace G. Hutchinson
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Gardner Dickinson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air
Jack Benny
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Ben Hogan