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The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done
Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President
Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law
Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out
The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.
Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips"
Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments
People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the problems of modern society.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
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