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Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf
When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight
Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Golf always makes me so damned angry
Focus on remedies, not faults
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt
No other game combines the wonder of nature with the discipline of sport in such carefully planned ways. A great golf course both frees and challenges a golfer's mind
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot, the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course
Playing golf is like learning a foreign language
One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest praise I can give anyone, to compare him to Jack Nicklaus.
The greens are harder than a whore's heart
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears
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