We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded
Bob Hope
Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours
Colman McCarthy
When he gets the ball into a tough place, that's when he's most relaxed. I think it's because he has so much experience at it
Don Christopher
A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knees
Stephen Baker
There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.
Robert Browning
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
Seve Ballesteros
Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing
Ed Furgol
If your caddie coaches you on the tee, 'Hit it down the left side with a little draw,' ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie.
Jim Murray
Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up
Tommy Bolt
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve
Dan Jenkins
Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears
Bobby Jones
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a seven to do that.
Jim Murry