Humor Quotes

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.

Taki

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.

Unknown

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.

Christopher Morley

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations.

Ron Dentinger

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Mary Hirsch

Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.

Tom Walsh

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.

James Thurber

Someone once defined humor as a way to keep from killing yourself. I keep my sense of humor and I stay alive.

Abe Burrows

I will find humor in my everyday life by looking for people I can laugh at

Unknown

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Aristotle

Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events.

E.T. "Cy" Eberhart

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is

Francis Bacon, Sr.

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Erma Bombeck

Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a way of looking at one's existence, one's misfortune, or one's discomfort. If you really love, if you really know how to laugh, the result is the same: you forget yourself.

Unknown

Humor helps us to think out of the box. The average child laughs about 400 times per day, the average adult laughs only 15 times per day. What happened to the other 385 laughs?

Unknown

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

Edward Albee

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.

Robert Charles Benchley

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Updated On : March 02, 2014
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