Humour and a bit of charm will get most women in bed.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
Humor is a universal language.
The secret source of humour itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humour in heaven.
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
Humor is reason gone mad.
Let your humour always be good-humour, in the double sense of the phrase: if it comes from a bad humour, it is almost sure to be bad humour.
Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Many a true word is spoken in jest.
Honest good humour is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
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