Husbands Quotes

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

H. L. Mencken

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

H. L. Mencken

When a wife has a good husband it is easily seen in her face.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Mme. Balzac

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.

Oscar Wilde

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

They are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

Oscar Wilde

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ogden Nash

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Groucho Marx

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland

You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.

Charleszetta Waddles

Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.

Zig Ziglar

In a husband there is only a man; in a married woman there is a man, a father, and mother, and a woman.

Honore de Balzac

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little

Oliver Goldsmith

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

Anne Bancroft

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Updated On : January 13, 2014
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