The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Mme. Balzac
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can not face each other, yet still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
Their is one advantage in a plurality of wifes; tha fite each other, insted ov their husbands.
