~ Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots. ~
~ Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. ~
~ If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. ~
~ Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. ~