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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
 share this Jokes saying   Will Smith

A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.

I should stop myself from dying if a good joke or a good idea occurred to me
 share this Jokes saying   Voltaire

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.

Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching.

A rich man's joke is always funny.
 share this Jokes saying   Thomas Edward Brown

Most jokes state a bitter truth
 share this Jokes saying   Larry Gelbart

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

A joke's a very serious thing.
 share this Jokes saying   Charles Churchill

A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
 share this Jokes saying   George Mikes

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
 share this Jokes saying   Jessica Mitford

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
 share this Jokes saying   Bob Edwards

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial
 share this Jokes saying   Mark Twain

That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.
 share this Jokes saying   Jonathan Raban

A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called
 share this Jokes saying   Menander of Athens

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