Jokes Quotes

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.

Oliver Goldsmith

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.

Clifton Fadiman

I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.

Marilyn Monroe

Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.

Jessica Mitford

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial

Mark Twain

That's what makes us a great nation. We take the little things serious, and the big ones as a joke.

Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

Will Rogers

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

Jonathan Raban

A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called

Menander of Athens

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

David Ogilvy

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Updated On : June 03, 2009
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