Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.Martial
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.Mignon Mclaughlin
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.Douglass Jerrold
Fools and obstinate men make rich lawyers.Spanish Proverb
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.