Life Quotes

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Jack Handey

Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes rebel, you yank it down and shivers meander about your shoulder; but cheerful folks manage to draw their knees up and pass a very comfortable night.

Marion Howard

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

Charles Schulz

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper.

The X-Files

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death.

Anais Nin

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

Cary Grant

It all starts right there

Kanye West

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.


This much have I learned: A mans life weighs more than glory, and a price paid in blood is a heavy reckoning.

Lloyd Chudley Alexander

If life is a loom, the pattern you weave is not so easily unraveled.

Lloyd Chudley Alexander

I think humans will reach Mars, and I would like to see it happen in my lifetime.

Colonel Buzz Eugene Aldrin, Sc.D

So precious life is! Even to the old The hours are as a misers coins!

Thomas Bailey Aldrich

All the best sands of my life are somehow getting into the wrong end of the hourglass. If I could only reverse it! Were it in my power to do so, would I?

Thomas Bailey Aldrich

To be a standard shape is not all in life. To know is also important.

Brian Wilson Aldiss

After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.

Woody Allen

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

Woody Allen

And I think that my whole life, looking back at it, I was so rooted in worldly things, in worldly values, fame, fashion and fortune and all the things that are just transient.

Jani Allan

Give me life, give me pain, give me myself again.

Tori Amos

Having the foresight to plan to earn a living, is half of the peace and leisure in life.

Jafar ibn Muhammad as-S

Immorality and surliness makes the human's life miserable and bitter.

Jafar ibn Muhammad as-S

Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.

Bill Allred

A lot of things have happened in my private life recently that I thought we could review tonight.

Woody Allen

This world is bullshit. And you shouldn't model your life wait a second you shouldn't model your life about what you think that we think is cool and what we're wearing and what we're saying and everything. Go with yourself. Go with yourself.

Fiona Apple Maggart

God often works more by the life of the illiterate seeking the things that are God's, than by the ability of the learned seeking the things that are their own.

Anselm of Canterbury

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Updated On : April 01, 2014
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