They should cut Joel Garner off at the knees to make him bowl at a normal height.
Geoff Boycott
My worst vice is gluttony. I try to keep myself under control because Im an athlete, but once a week I like to pig out and act like a normal person.
Gianluigi Buffon
The BB house works as a kind of twat amplifier, you see. Once harnessed within, someone who in normal life would merely strike me as a bit of a git quickly swells in negative stature, eventually coming to symbolise everything I hate about our cruel and godless universe.
Charlton