Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside
A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman,
Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated
Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy
Pregnancy seemed like a tremendous abdication of control. Something growing inside you which would eventually usurp your life.
Every woman while she would be ready to die of shame if surprised in the act of generation, nonetheless carries her pregnancy without a trace of shame and indeed with a kind of pride. The reason is that pregnancy is in a certain sense a cancellation of the guilt incurred by coitus; thus coitus bears all the shame and disgrace of the affair, while pregnancy, which is so intimately associated with it, stays pure and innocent and is indeed to some extent sacred.
Because they've either conveniently forgotten with time or they're trying to be supportive, most mothers won't tell you how hard pregnancy (and then childbirth) can be. Let me tell you, it is. It's brutal sometimes! But, if I did it, ANYONE can do it. I mean, I always knew I was meant to do something really BIG in life, and now I know that this was it. Screw winning an Academy Award someday ... I GAVE BIRTH
Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain -- your life will never be the same
I'm not interested in being Wonder Woman in the delivery room. Give me drugs
When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape
The breasts go first, and then the waist and then the butt. Nobody ever tells you that you get a butt when you get pregnant
No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mother's love.
Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again every time a child is born
Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do
Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.
Back in the days when men were hunters and chest beaters and women spent their whole lives worrying about pregnancy or dying in childbirth, they often had to be taken against their will. Men complained that women were cold, unresponsive, frigid. They wanted their women wanton. They wanted their women wild. Now women were finally learning to be wanton and wild -- and what happened? The men wilted
Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife
In the early stages of a pregnancy, the Government cannot intervene with a woman's right to choose. That is it, plain and simple. Guess what. We are not going to be big brother or sister, as the case may be. We are going to allow a woman, her doctor, and her God to make that decision
We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children
Pregnancy is barbaric. … The husband's guilty waning of sexual desire, the woman's tears in front of the mirror at eight months are all gut reactions, not to be dismissed as cultural habits. ... Three thousand years ago women giving birth 'naturally' had no need to pretend that pregnancy was a real trip, some mystical orgasm
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