Retirement Quotes

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

Gene Perret

While some people can’t wait until their retirement, others feel cheated that they have to retire at all.

Catherine Pulsifer

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

Catherine Pulsifer

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.

R.C. Sherriff

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.

Robert Half

A lot of our friends complain about their retirement. We tell 'em to get a life.

Larry Laser

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty five I still had pimples.

George Burns

Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it's basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams.

Bill Bailey

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Updated On : May 13, 2013
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