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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

James Arthur Baldwin

Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show.

David Cort

It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.

Marge Piercy

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Woody Allen

The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and canít get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance.

Joan Fontaine

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Woody Allen

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal

Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you canít take it. And at this moment you're a part of them.

Unknown

Love is the most melodious of all harmonies and the sentiment of love is innate. Woman is a delightful instrument of pleasure, but it is necessary to know its trembling strings, to study the position of them, the timid keyboard, the fingering so changeful and capricious which befits it.

Honor de Balzac

Sex is an emotion in motion

Mae West

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Unknown

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

Harlan Ellison

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

John Barrymore

Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.

Harold Robbins

Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics.

Unknown

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

George Burns

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension - love causes it.

Woody Allen

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Bette Davis

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.

Marlene Dietrich

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave.

Unknown

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Unknown

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.

Jay Leno

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