~ Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. ~
~ Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. ~
~ It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~
~ Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~
~ The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand. For a woman, what is important is love and romance. ~
~ Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. ~
~ The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ~
~ Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~
~ Sex is more than an act of pleasure, its' the ability to be able to feel so close to a person, so connected, so comfortable that it's almost breathtaking to the point you feel you can’t take it. And at this moment you're a part of them. ~
~ Sex is an emotion in motion ~
~ Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~
~ Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. ~