~ Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. ~
~ In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. ~
~ How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. ~
~ Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex ~
~ Sex is a natural function. You can't make it happen, but you can teach people to let it happen. ~
~ Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ~
~ The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer. ~
~ Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. ~
~ You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither ~
~ Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love ~
~ Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. ~
~ A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are ~