~ Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. ~
~ Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last ~
~ I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~
~ The magic of sex is it’s acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there’s no storage problem. ~
~ Sex outside marriage is sin; sex within marriage is not sin. ~
~ I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty ~
~ If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies ~
~ It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse ~
~ I'm suggesting we call sex something else, and it should include everything from kissing to sitting close together ~
~ Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~
~ Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds ~
~ Sex is hardly ever just about sex ~