Soccer Quotes

Football is all very well as a game for rough girls, but is hardly suitable for delicate boys.

Oscar Wilde

Some people believe football is a matter of life and death...it is much, much more important than that.

Bill Shankley

Soccer is not about justice. It’s a drama, and criminally wrong decisions against you are part and parcel of that.

Pete Davies

Foosball screwed up my perception of soccer. I though you had to kick the ball and then spin around and around. I can’t do a back flip, much less several simultaneously with two other guys.

Mitch Hedberg

Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.

Ondino Viera

Football has taken the place of religion in Scotland.

Robin Jenkins

Niggas wanna kick it but no I dont play soccer.

Lil Wayne

In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.

Jean Paul Sartre

Football is the opera of the people.

Stafford Heginbotham

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.

Eric Morecambe

Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.

Jim Murray

Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence

Bobby Charlton

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.

Phil Woosnam

Soccer is a man's game, not an outing for mamby-pambies.

Jack Charlton

I was less the keeper of a soccer goal than the keeper of a secret.

Vladimir Nabokov