~ I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed. ~
~ The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government. ~
~ The United States has a system of taxation by confession. ~
~ We must care for each other more, and tax each other less. ~
~ Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: animals have instincts, we have taxes. ~
~ Today, it takes more brains and effort to make out the income-tax form than it does to make the income. ~
~ Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!"? ~
~ The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least possible amount of hissing. ~
~ The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion is the thickness of a prison wall. ~
~ The best way to relieve families from time to time is to let them keep some of their own money. ~
~ Taxes are not good things, but if you want services, somebody's got to pay for them so they're a necessary evil. ~
~ We believe the American people can spend their money better than the government can spend it. ~