Television Quotes

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

Alan Corenk

TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

Frank Lloyd Wright

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.

Marvin Minsky

Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.

Noel Coward

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Art Buchwald

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

Dave Barry

Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.

C.p. Scott

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.

Clive Barnes

My little China Girl You shouldn't mess with me. I'll ruin everything you are. I'll give you television. I'll give you eyes of blue. I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.

David Robert Jones

It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning.

Silvio Berlusconi

It's just a television show, we have fun with it and try to make each other crack up.

David Paul Boreanaz

That's certainly made me think. It's made me think I don't want a television any more.


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Updated On : November 18, 2013
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