There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.
The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same joke and still feel lonely.
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
Television? The word is half Latin and half Greek. No good can come of it.
Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
My little China Girl You shouldn't mess with me. I'll ruin everything you are. I'll give you television. I'll give you eyes of blue. I'll give you a man who wants to rule the world.
It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning.
It's just a television show, we have fun with it and try to make each other crack up.
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