Weather Quotes

The weather is perfect. The gods are shining on us.
Frank Shorter

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.†

Who cares about the clouds when we're together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather
Dale Evans

Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?†

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

Major Barkinson had a sure method of foretelling weather, or anything else for that matter. He would, for instance, select a certain patch of sky and then count slowly to three; if, during that time, no sea gull crossed the patch of sky, the thing he wanted would come true

States that rise quickly, just as all the other things of nature that are born and grow rapidly, cannot have roots and ramifications; the first†bad weather†kills them

Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks.††When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when just right their watching TV.††
Mike Garofalo

We have been exceedingly busy ever since you went away. In the first place we have had to rejoice two or three times everyday at your having such very delightful weather for the whole of your journey...

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.

You're about as reliable as paper shoes in bad weather.







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