Weight Quotes

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams.

Jason Love

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Author Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you are off it.

Jackie Gleason

People say that losing weight is no walk in the park.† When I hear that I think, yeah, that is the problem.

Chris Adams

Forget about calories -everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter.

Mignon McLaughlin

Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it


It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.

Hugh Allen

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Tom Wilson

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Dave Barry

Not afraid of heights - afraid of widths.

Author Unknown

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage.

Peggy Ryan

Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.

H.S. Leigh

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when.

P.G. Wodehouse

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.

Lewis C. Henry

3 Lies That Bind Us to Guilt and Shame

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Updated On : May 25, 2013
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