If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
Plurality is not to be posited without necessity.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
If two things don’t fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that connects them, that’s credulity.
A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string.
Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent.
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss.
To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.
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