Witty Quotes

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Derek Bok

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

Rene Descartes

Plurality is not to be posited without necessity.

William of Ockham

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

Irvin S. Cobb

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Francis Bacon

Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, & over these ideals they dispute & cannot unite but they all worship money.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Your wit makes others witty.

Catherine II of Russia; Catherine the Great

Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

A single test which proves some piece of theory wrong is more valuable than a hundred tests showing that idea might be true.

William Clark

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.

Joseph Conrad

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