Witty Quotes

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Derek Bok

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Francis Bacon

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings.

Irvin S. Cobb

If you dont read the newspaper, youre uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, youre misinformed.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, & over these ideals they dispute & cannot unite but they all worship money.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

Romance is all about making a story out of our love.

Joey Comeau

Your wit makes others witty.

Catherine II of Russia; Catherine the Great

Death, the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

The trade of critic, in literature, music, and the drama, is the most degraded of all trades.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Samuel Langhorne Clemens

A single test which proves some piece of theory wrong is more valuable than a hundred tests showing that idea might be true.

William Clark

If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.

Charles Caleb Colton

Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealings with men.

Joseph Conrad

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Updated On : June 10, 2014
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