~ Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~
~ The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. ~
~ Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~
~ Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~
~ A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~
~ They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. ~
~ Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women. ~
~ All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. ~
~ There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. ~
~ Let us leave the beautiful women to men with no imagination. ~
~ Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~
~ To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own. ~