I like men who have a future and women who have a past
Oscar Wilde
A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine.
Mignon McLaughlin
Women are the foundation of a society, but remember who laid them!
Unknown
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her
Unknown
I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.
Anais Nin
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them.
Mignon McLaughlin
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
Elizabeth Metcalf
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.
Ann Landers
Woman was God's second mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche