golf Quotes

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players


The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law

H. G. Wells

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out

Sam Snead

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

Bill Clinton

Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips"


Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments


People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the problems of modern society.

Vince Lombardi

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser

Arnold Palmer

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Winston Churchill

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

John Updike

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

Dave Barry

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight

Thomas Boswell

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth

Samuel Johnson

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind


Golf is typical capitalist lunacy

George Bernard Shaw

3 Lies That Bind Us to Guilt and Shame

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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