Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
The average golfer doesn't play golf. He attacks it
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.
Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit it again
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine.
If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.
If you want to take long walks, take long walks. If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks. But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV. Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible.
Born to golf. Forced to work.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
May thy ball lie in green pastures... and not in still waters.
If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
The members who command the best service at your golf club either have the lowest handicaps or the highest bar bills
A golfer's diet: live on greens as much as possible
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