golf Quotes

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there

Bob Hope

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.

Nubar Gulbenkian

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Playing the game I have learned the meaning of humility. It has given me an understanding of futility of the human effort.

Abba Eban

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Hank Aaron

One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something

Peter Jacobsen

You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach to life.

Grantland Rice

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game

Phil Blackmar

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Rick Reilly

Golf is essentially an exercise in masochism conducted out-of-doors.

Paul O'Neil

No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.

Bruce McCall

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

Sam Snead

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Tommy Armour

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path? Pure pea gravel."

Jeff Cesario

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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