When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal
Mac O'Grady
John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.
Nick Faldo
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has
Will Rogers
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.
Woodrow Wilson
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation
Jack Nicklaus
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate
Tom Watson
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf
Unknown
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other
Florence King
By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time
Richard M. Nixon
Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either
Lee Trevino
There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
Lee Trevino
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
Gary Player
On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game
Arnold Palmer
I try to work with God as a partner.
Gary Player