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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Ted Ray

The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes
Michael Green

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Paul Gallico

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.
Bruce McCall

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is
Horace G. Hutchinson

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Gardner Dickinson

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick
P.J. O\'Rourke

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles

They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Miller Barber and Lee Trevino

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks

In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
Ken Harrelson

If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?
Larry Nelson

Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.
Michael Green



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