golf Quotes

If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron

Lee Trevino

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance

Alistair Cooke

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Lee Trevino

When I putt, my emotions collide like tectonic plates. It's left my memory circuits full of scars that won't heal

Mac O'Grady

John certainly gives it a good hit, doesn't he? My Sunday best is a Wednesday afternoon compared to him.

Nick Faldo

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation

Jack Nicklaus

If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate

Tom Watson

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf

Unknown

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other

Florence King

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time

Richard M. Nixon

Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either

Lee Trevino

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

Lee Trevino

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

Gary Player

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game

Arnold Palmer

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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