Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass
Bob Hope
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
Brent Musburger
Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
Huxtable Pippey
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
John Updike
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes
Henry Beard
I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
Bob Hope
It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.
Nubar Gulbenkian
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
Gerald Ford
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye
Chi Chi Rodriguez