golf Quotes

A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water.

Bob Ryan

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass

Bob Hope

I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.

Brent Musburger

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective

Huxtable Pippey

They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

Raymond Floyd

My handicap? Woods and irons.

Chris Codiroli

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

John Updike

Even God has to practice his putting

Golf Saying

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

Pete Dye

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Jim Bishop

I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.

Gerald Ford

Play it as it lies" is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is "Wear it if it clashes

Henry Beard

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there

Bob Hope

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.

Nubar Gulbenkian

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

Gerald Ford

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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