golf Quotes

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.

Robert Lynd

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad

A.A. Milne

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious

P.G. Wodehouse

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.

Arnold Palmer

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.

Bobby Jones

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

Ben Crenshaw

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.

Arthur Daley

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.

Ted Ray

The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes

Michael Green

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

Paul Gallico

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

Bruce McCall

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Sam Snead

liars out of the American people than golf

Will Rogers

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time

Jack Nicklaus

emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is "playing badly..

ack Nicklaus

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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