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The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing

Dave Hill

You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket

Lee Trevino

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer

Tommy Bolt

"I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

Ben Hogan

Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.

Lee Trevino

Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration

Johnny Miller

The number one thing about trouble is...don't get into more

Dave Stockton

Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder

Jim Bishop

Most golfers prepare for disaster. A good golfer prepares for success.

Bob Toski

You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.

Sam Snead

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Bob Allen

We have fifty-one golf courses in Palm Springs. He(Gerald Ford) never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot...At least he can't cheat on his score- because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded

Bob Hope

You can't lose an old golf ball

John Willis

Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality, we can feel immortal for a few hours

Colman McCarthy

When he gets the ball into a tough place, that's when he's most relaxed. I think it's because he has so much experience at it

Don Christopher

A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knees

Stephen Baker

There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter.

Robert Browning

Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well

Craig Stadler

I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

Seve Ballesteros

Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing

Ed Furgol

If your caddie coaches you on the tee, 'Hit it down the left side with a little draw,' ignore him. All you do on the tee is try not to hit the caddie.

Jim Murray

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up

Tommy Bolt

Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve

Dan Jenkins

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears

Bobby Jones

The Power Of Failure: We Get To Decide What It Means

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Updated On : November 01, 2008
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