All I've got against it is that it takes you so far from the clubhouse
Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit?
A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do
It's good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.
Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt
Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.
If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using "an outside agency" and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf.
The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated
Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done
Golf is Life. If you can't take golf, you can't take life
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever invented
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie
Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball
You've got to be rich to have a swing like that
I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.
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