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One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law

Never let up. The more you can win by, the more doubts you put in the other players' minds the next time out

The great thing about this game is that the bad days are wonderful.

Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips"

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defences, or the problems of modern society.

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf

When you fall in love with golf, you seldom fall easy. It's obsession at first sight
Thomas Boswell

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other

Golf is typical capitalist lunacy

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Golf always makes me so damned angry
King George V

Focus on remedies, not faults

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose

Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt



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