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A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
Ben Crenshaw

I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up

There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relives you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season

On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game

Golf is played with the arms

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing

Golf is a better game played downhill.

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two

I try to work with God as a partner.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But this is certainly not the case

The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows
P. G. Wodehouse

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands

Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and what the host called "azaleas screaming at you and dogwoods whispering to you
Peter Alfano

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball
Dennis Quaid

Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced







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