David Letterman Quotes

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

David Letterman

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That\'s bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

David Letterman

Al Gore has gained a lot of weight lately. Of course, unlike his former boss he only has to worry about getting into his own pants.

David Letterman