Quotes from the Movie 10 Things I Hate About You

You're not as vile as I thought you were.

Kat Stratford

Remove head from sphincter, then drive!

Kat Stratford

Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

Kat Stratford

Do you even know my name, screwboy?

Kat Stratford

Well, now that you've seen "the plan," I'm gonna go and show "the plan" to someone else.

Kat Stratford

I dazzled him with my ...wits.

Kat Stratford

I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick ó It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh ó Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you ó Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Kat Stratford

I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.

Kat Stratford

I need aqua!

Kat Stratford

'Cause he was like- such a babe.

Kat Stratford

What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

Patrick Verona

It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention.

Patrick Verona

Ooh, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?

Patrick Verona

Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

Bianca Stratford

Are you asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?

Bianca Stratford