Quotes from the Movie In

This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!

Howard Brackett

I just came out! At my wedding!

Howard Brackett

I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!

Emily Montgomery

Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?

Emily Montgomery

For God's sake, don't shake that booty!

Voice on How To Be a Man tape

Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk.

Voice on How To Be a Man tape

Truly manly men do NOT dance.

Voice on How To Be a Man tape

Well, how did you do... prissy boy?

Voice on How To Be a Man tape

This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for "Coot", Clint Eastwood for "Codger", Michael Douglas for "Primary Urges" and Steven Seagal for "Snowball in Hell".

Glenn Close

Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin' awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!

Cameron

He used to mow our lawn. Never again.

Frank Brackett

A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned.

Peter Malloy

I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin.

Berniece

Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?

Reporter

I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!

Sonja