Quotes from the Movie Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

All righty, then.

Ace Ventura

Ree-hee-hee-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE... EEEeeally?

Ace Ventura

Kooky.

Ace Ventura

You know... you can poke somebody's eye out with that thing!

Ace Ventura

Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel.

Ace Ventura

Do I have something in my teeth?

Ace Ventura

Do you have a dollar?

Ace Ventura

Meeting with sinister types much? A not a little too much, of much too much.

Ace Ventura

There's... someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Ace Ventura

I had a dog, and his name was... BINGO!

Ace Ventura

The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace Ventura

Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

Ace Ventura

I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

Ace Ventura

It is the mucus that binds us.

Ace Ventura

Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky, and loaded with danger.

Ace Ventura