Quotes from the Movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (film)

That's it! I can't take this anymore. I can't! I give up! I am sick of struggling for survival, competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts. And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid tree!!

Alvin Seville

We've hit the mother load!

Simon Seville

Keys, bag... pants! I need pants. Pants are essential.

David "Dave" Seville

Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. Out on the street! Capisce?!

David "Dave" Seville

If you love Uncle Ian so much and you don't think I'm watching out for you, why don't you go live with Uncle Ian?!

David "Dave" Seville

And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid TREE!!

Alvin

Your song? It's awful. I hate it. Yeah, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin? Fergie? Not a chance. I need something new, I need something fresh.

Ian

Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional--

Alvin

We're getting off on the wrong foot. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Hello. I'm Simon. The smart one. He's Alvin.

Simon

Which only makes me want you out of my house that much more. It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.

Dave

When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week, then they take off.

Simon

Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune.

Alvin

We're not performing monkeys, Dave! Why do we have to sing for that guy anyway?

Alvin

Well, how's this? Pretend I need the money and I hate my job and you're staying at my place so you owe me.

Dave

Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don'tcha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...

Alvin