Quotes from the Movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

The 70s and the 80s? I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.

Austin Powers

You stole my mojo!

Austin Powers

I can't believe that Vanessa, my one true love, the one who taught me the joys of monogamy, was a fembot all along. Wait a tick, that means I'm single again!

Austin Powers

That's my favorite moooovie.

Austin Powers

Mission Control, the swinger has landed.

Austin Powers

FIRE THE LASER!

Doctor Evil

Mini-Me... stop humping the laser!

Doctor Evil

...Oh, geez, why don't you and the laser get a frickin' room, for cripes' sake!?

Doctor Evil

The world is mine! The world is mine, ya f@%#^@s!

Doctor Evil

We don't gnaw on our kit-ty.

Doctor Evil

I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "death star".

Doctor Evil

Why make trillions when we can make...billions?

Doctor Evil

Mini-Me...are you hungry?...Something to eat?...Not even a Hot Pocket?...An Eggo?

Doctor Evil

You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evilóJust one calorie, not evil enough.

Doctor Evil

Mini-Me, you complete me.

Doctor Evil