You mean they could still be living in a primitive state of neurotic irresponsibility?
Barbarella
Something must be done!
Barbarella
Yes. And you are the girl who must do it.
President
Barbarella! I have no armies, or policeÖ and I can't spare the Presidential Band. Besides, you're a five-star, double-rated astronavigatrix. Your mission, then.
President
Find Durand Durand, and use all of your incomparable talents to preserve the security of the stars.
President
I'm so grateful for what you've done, I hardly know how to begin to thank you. I'm positive I can get you some sort of recompense from my government. I mean, ifó if there's anything you need, or that I can do, please tell me.
Barbarella
Well, you could let meÖ make love to you.
Mark Hand
"Make love", did you say?
Barbarella
What do you mean? You don't even know my psychocardiogram!
Barbarella
Well, on Earth, for centuries, people haven't made love unless their psychocardiogram readings were in perfect confluence. . . .
Barbarella
Do you have any pills?
Barbarella
Oh, never mind. I have some here.
Barbarella
Uh, b-b-uhÖ what is this pill?
Mark Hand
It's an exhaltation transference pellet, of course.
Barbarella
Hmm. I know nothing of this.
Mark Hand