Quotes from the Movie Batman (1989 film)

You are vicious bastard, Rottelli. And I'm glad you're dead!

The Joker

I saw it! I was there. I saw it all. He reached up with his dead hand and he signed it in his own blood. ...and he did it with this pen. Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check.

The Joker

The pen...is truly mightier than the sword!

The Joker

Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds.

The Joker

Oh! I thought I was a Pisces!

The Joker

Oh, acid! I'm melting! I'm melting! God! I'm melting.. Melting.. Boo.

The Joker

I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.

The Joker

Where does he get all those wonderful toys?

The Joker

I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.

The Joker

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

The Joker

Tell me something, my friend. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

The Joker

Joker here. Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true, under that fiend Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge.

The Joker

Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a killer. I am an artist. I love a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

The Joker

At midnight, I will dump twenty million in cash on the crowd. Now don't worry about me, I've got enough.

The Joker

I have taken off my makeup. Now let's see if you can take off yours.

The Joker

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