Quotes from the Movie Beerfest

I was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good. And this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.

Barry Badrinath

Why don't we get you out of those wet clothes and into a Dry Martini.

Barry Badrinath

I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it! And then melt it in the spring time and drink it!

Barry Badrinath

I'm better when I'm drunk.

Barry Badrinath

I wish I could give you guys a discount but my pimp is a real hard ass.

Barry Badrinath

If ya gotta ask, you can't afford it.

Barry Badrinath

We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games.

Landfill/Gil

Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!

Landfill/Gil

They brew 10,000 bottles a day, I take 45 off the assembly line and I'm the ass hole.

Landfill/Gil

I wanna put my dick in it!

Landfill/Gil

So you fancy yourselves drinkers eh?

Jan Wolfhaus

You go, I'm never leaving this place.

Jan Wolfhaus

You take the big guy, I got the little one.

Jan Wolfhaus

Gam Gam a whore? Obviously there's a translation problem.

Todd Wolfhaus

Loser takes a paddle up the ass!

Todd Wolfhaus
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