Quotes from the Movie Cats

Attention, human workers! [Loud interference from the microphone] OW! This is your employer, Mr. Mason. Effective immediately, you are all fired. That's right, fired! Go home now. Do not ask why. You have no one to blame but yourselves. Unless you have a dog. Then you can blame him. In fact, you know what? Kick him, when you get home. That is all. Cats rule.

Mr. Tinkles

And now for the next phase of my brilliant plan!

Mr. Tinkles

Who will triumph in this battle of wits and might? It is I!

Mr. Tinkles

Evil does not wear a bonnet!

Mr. Tinkles

The puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.

Mr. Tinkles

This can't be happening.

Mr. Tinkles

The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable! If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do.

Mr. Tinkles

This can't be happening. [Slams the roll on the end table] I want them eliminated!

Mr. Tinkles

Oh, putting a happy face on. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!

Mr. Tinkles

Hmph! Piece of junk American door.

Russian Kitty

I cannot believe I do this job at half price... and that Tinkles he is a jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

Russian Kitty

Hmm. A flying dog.

Russian Kitty

I will tell you nothing!

Russian Kitty