[To his team] Ok everybody's ready here ok, nobody need to take a nervous piss or nothing right? We got this? Ok? Let's mount up.
Axel Foley
[To Wonderworld Park Security] You know you should have your tailor cut your jackets a little wider in the chest, that way your gun won't bulge in the back.
Axel Foley
I told you I was investigating a crime, and I think I'm in the right place as I've been here ten minutes and I've already been shot at.
Axel Foley
[Door Knocking] Come in. [Door Knocking] It's Open. [Door Knocking, Billy goes to the door. Opens blinds] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Axel Foley!
Billy Rosewood
Hey Axel, we play by the rules down here in Beverly Hills. Be careful. I've heard Taggart's stories.
John Flint
Sir I cancelled the SWAT team.
Axel Foley
You what? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT!
Inspector Todd
Do you think we should have used SWAT?
Axel Foley
That's what I said. "Fuck SWAT."
Axel Foley
We should have called SWAT!
Detective
You know his last words where about you.
Axel Foley
That does not sound like my Douglas, Axel. Try again.
Mrs Todd
[Resigned] Actually, his last words were "Axel, are you on a coffee break? Go get that son of bitch." Those were his last words.
Axel Foley
[Nodding] That sounds like my Douglas
Mrs Todd
Yeah and it sounds like a good idea too.
Axel Foley