Quotes from the Movie Harold

Just because you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

Kumar Patel

Helloooo New Brunswick! Prepare to gorge yourself, you know!

Kumar Patel

Sure got a lotta baggage.

Harold Lee

This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

Harold Lee

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

Freakshow

Who wants first reach-around?

Freakshow

Hey Randy! What? The devil! Whuh? The devil is everywhere...

Freakshow

I was goin down to Georgia, gonna get myself baptized, gon get myself baptized in the bussom of the Lord.

Freakshow

Soft, chocolate lips...

Male Nurse

Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!

Extreme Sports Punk #1

Woooh! Extreme Chedder!

Extreme Sports Punk #2

"Koomar" - what is that like five O's and two U's?

Officer Palumbo

Bullets - my only weakness! How did you know?

Officer Palumbo

This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed... that rack had better be stacked. OH! TITS! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!

Goldstein

EXTREME KAYAKING!

Cole