You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced, and you have a potty mouth!
Betsy Jobs
You can't let Dick control your life!
Betsy Jobs
It's called incest, Arlene, and it's against the law.
Betsy Jobs
War is not healthy for children and other living things.
Arlene Lorenzo
We have a very important school report on turquoise jewelry due in two days, and we can't find any books on it, and the President's having us followed. It's too much pressure.
Arlene Lorenzo
I love Dick!
Arlene Lorenzo
He's trying to drive me insane!
Arlene Lorenzo
He's trying to drive me insane!
Arlene Lorenzo
Checkers - shut up! Or I'll feed you to the Chinese!
President Richard M. Nixon
I've got a way with young people. They trust me.
President Richard M. Nixon
You don't mess with the big boys!!
President Richard M. Nixon
What about that list from CREEP? How could you let your dog eat it?! You're ruining my life!!!
Carl Bernstein
Dick is going down, man!
Carl Bernstein
Excuse me, Mr. President. I was not informed that you were in the middle of... what the hell ARE you in the middle of?
Henry Kissinger
It's alright, gentlemen. I'm familiar with these two young ladies. Well, not "familiar", familiar, obviously. I mean, I know them. We discussed foreign policy. Don't you give me that look!
Henry Kissinger