"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?"
Buffy
"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."
Buffy
"Does Elvis talk to you?"
Buffy
"What are you doing here? This is a naked place!"
Buffy
"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!"
Buffy
"Do you got any gum?"
Buffy
"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [
Buffy
"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."
Buffy
"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"
Buffy
"Sorry about your guitar."
Buffy
"Merrick ó you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."
Buffy
"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."
Buffy
"You broke up with my machine?!
Buffy
"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."
Buffy
"You do everything wrong!"
Merrick