Quotes from the Movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Mmm. Wouldn't you guys love me in this?"

Buffy

"'Pike' isn't a name. It's a fish."

Buffy

"Does Elvis talk to you?"

Buffy

"What are you doing here? This is a naked place!"

Buffy

"All I wanna do is graduate from high school, move to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die. Now, that may not sound too exciting to a stone-head like you, but I think it's swell. And then you come along and, and tell me I'm a member of the hairy mole club so you can throw things at me? I don't THINK so!"

Buffy

"Do you got any gum?"

Buffy

"I just think it sounds cool, you know? Buyer, buying, to buy..." [

Buffy

"Great. My secret weapon is PMS."

Buffy

"Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?"

Buffy

"Sorry about your guitar."

Buffy

"Merrick ó you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

Buffy

"Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

Buffy

"You broke up with my machine?!

Buffy

"I'm the Chosen One, and I choose to be shopping."

Buffy

"You do everything wrong!"

Merrick
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