I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.
Megan
One, two, three, four, I won't take no anymore. 5,6,7,8 - I want you to be my mate. 1,2,3,4 - you're the one I adore. 5,6,7,8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.
Megan
I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.
Graham
Foreplay is for sissies!
Mary
It's your choice; you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke or, you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.
Mary
You hormonal hussy! Get up, get up right now!
Mary
Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!
Mike
It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?
Hilary
She's just upset, because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.
Andre
Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!
Andre