Quotes from the Movie Caddyshack

Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot!

Al Czervik

This is my friend Mr. Wang . . . no offense!

Al Czervik

This place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish!

Al Czervik

Give me half a dozen of the Vulcan D-tens and set my friend up with the whole schmear. You know, clubs, bags, shoes, gloves, shirt, pants. Hey, orange balls! I'll have a box of those and give me a box of those naked-lady tees, gimme two of those, gimme six of those... Oh, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw... I bet you buy a hat like that you get a free bowl of soup, eh? [Sees Judge Smails wearing the hat]Oh, looks good on you, though.

Al Czervik

Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Dead people? They don't need buried nowadays. Ecology, right? Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!

Al Czervik

Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.

Al Czervik

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Baby, you're all right. You must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik

And this is your grandson, huh? Oh, wonderful boy! Yeah, he's a good boy. Now I know why tigers eat their young.

Al Czervik

The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Al Czervik

I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

Al Czervik

He tried to choke me! You saw it. He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife.

Al Czervik

That kangaroo stole my ball!

Al Czervik

Ooh, my arm! It's broken!

Al Czervik

Moose...Rocco..Help the judge find his checkbook!

Al Czervik

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Al Czervik